I can fix your words!

Oh, hell, why not?

As much as I whine and bitch and complain and rant about poorly written books, maybe I ought to make some money off it.

Proofreading -- all genres*, fiction, non-fiction; English only
Will correct spelling, usage, punctuation, grammatical errors.
Rate:  $2.00 (US) per 1,000 words as counted by MicroSoft Word, minimum charge $25.00

Line editing (including proofreading) -- romance (contemporary, historical, fantasy/paranormal), fantasy, mystery
Will correct sentence structure, recommend areas for revision, flag potential factural inaccuracies.
Rate:  $5.00 (US) per 1,000 words as counted by MicroSoft Word, minimum charge $100.00

Manuscript formatting for digital publication (without proofreading or line editing) -- all genres*, fiction, non-fiction; English only
Formatting of MSWord document without graphics for Amazon Kindle and/or Smashwords publication including TOC, appropriate front matter (copyright notice, licensing agreement, etc.)
Rate:  $100.00 up to 100,000 words; over 100,000 words, $100.00 plus $1.00 per 1,000 over 100,000.

Services do not include insertion of artwork or other graphics, design of cover art, or structural editing.

* No pornography; material deemed inappropriate/offensive may be returned uncorrected with full refund of any monies paid.

If interested, contact me through this blog.

I can't fix your story, but I can fix your manuscript.